I like drinking toasts. ALOT.

so here's some of my favorites.
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here's to the virgins, thanks for nothing!
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Here's to you and here's to me
May we never disagree
But if we do,
Then f*** you
And here's to me
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Here's to the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed,
and owns a liquor store
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Here's champagne to your real friends
And real pain to your sham friends!
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Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
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May you never lie, steal, cheat or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in each other's arms.
If you must steal, steal kisses.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink, drink with us, your friends
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A drink for you—and another one
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May all your ups and downs be between the sheets
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Here's to the girl I love the best.
I've loved her naked, and I've loved her dressed.
I've loved her standing and I've loved her lying.
And if she had wings, I'd love her flying.
And when she's dead and long forgotten,
I'll dig her up and love her rotten.
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May misfortune follow you the rest of your life,
but never catch up.
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Here's to being single...
drinking doubles...
and seeing triple!
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Here’s to those who wish us well
As for the rest, they can go to Hell
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What shall we drink to?
To four in the morning!
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Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy
But enough about me, here’s to you.
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and MY FAVORITE

May you never go to hell
But always be on your way

<3 Happy Valentines Day